My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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