Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
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