I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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