I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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