There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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