somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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