Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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