I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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