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  I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..

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  successful birthday. 2012 rules

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The pigeons can smell the fear

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  Wtf

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  only i would get off to receiving death threats online

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.

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