With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."