You're so nebulous sometimes
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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