The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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