He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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