I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You need a sexual gate keeper
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
