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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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