I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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