Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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