you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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