Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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