dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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