We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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