ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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