why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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