those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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