You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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