Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think I sprained my soul last night
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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