So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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