I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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