Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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