I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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