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just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south

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(540): just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south http://tfl.nu/fqw1

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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?

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(804): Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex? http://tfl.nu/035m

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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"

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(613): She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo" http://tfl.nu/ucwd

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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.

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(817): she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student. http://tfl.nu/paxd

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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened

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(303): The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened http://tfl.nu/m273

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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse

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(316): its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse http://tfl.nu/neow

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(269): View more from Michigan

You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?

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(269): You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me? http://tfl.nu/2kws

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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.

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Yeah he's good at that.

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(407): I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts. (904): Yeah he's good at that. http://tfl.nu/ekc4

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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"

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(780): We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!" http://tfl.nu/le50

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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.

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(816): We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri. http://tfl.nu/7urx

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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.

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Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.

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(210): Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that. (682): Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude. http://tfl.nu/g9al

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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.

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(412): Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants. http://tfl.nu/2i1x

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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.

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(763): I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus. http://tfl.nu/3187

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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night

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Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh

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(773): Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night (773): Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh http://tfl.nu/i0ie

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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras

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(780): Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras http://tfl.nu/dst4

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