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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..

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• (347): View more from New York

  You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (716): View more from New York

  He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.

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  Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.

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• (661): View more from California

  im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  ...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.

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