why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing