I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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