You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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