Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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