if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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