Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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