I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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