I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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