dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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