he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
how drunk are you?
Several
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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