Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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