Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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