you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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