There is no way he is gay with that hair.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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