babies were throwing up all over the place
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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