This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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