called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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