Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
literally had 100 drinks last night.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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