Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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