Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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