; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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