What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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