Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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