Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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