I must be too annoying 4 u.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
we should paint friendship bongs
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